Would you like some salmonella with that?

As I walked out of the grocery store today, a lady pulling into the handicapped space ran over a mayonnaise packet which burst and squirted all over me.

I smell like an egg salad sandwich.

*sigh*

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2 Responses to Would you like some salmonella with that?

  1. Shannon, your favorite friend. says:

    Erma Bombeck…

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