*Phone rings, caller ID shows it’s my mom’s mobile number*
Me: Hello, Muddah!
Mom: *in background* Well, just push the button!
Dad: *also in background* Which button? Do I call her cell?
Me: HELLOOOOO!!! YOU ALREADY DIALED!
Mom: *still in background* It doesn’t matter! Just call!
Me: I CAN HEEAAARRR YOOOUUU!!!
Mom and Dad: *arguing in background*
Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh,
You have called me, on my house phone!
Mom: *muffled* Just push the button!
Me: *still singing*
I CAN HEAR YOU, VERY PLAINLY
IF YOU’D TALK TO ME I COULD DO SOME ESPLAININ’!
Mom: *loudly into phone* What are you singing for???
Me: You called me but you didn’t hear me.
Mom: I didn’t call you!
Me: Well, you butt dialed me.
Mom: I don’t use my butt to dial!
Me: *sighing heavily* Okay then. While I have you let me just tell you that Lucas’ game is at 11:30 on Saturday.
Mom: I don’t know how I dialed you.
Me: So let me know if you think you might be coming.
Mom: Our house phone isn’t working. You should know that.
Me: Okay. So let me know if you are coming.
Mom: *in background* I don’t know what just happened here.
Me: *to no one* Well, it was good to hear from you. Talk to you later.