I called the Witch Doctor and this is what he said….

On Friday my daughter hit her head during a dance performance at school.  She was doing some sort of leg lift/spin/flip/roll/somethingoranother, and somehow managed to whack her head on the floor of the gym.  She came home complaining of nausea so of course I called our pediatrician.

Its a good thing he is used to us.

Me: She hit her head and is nauseated and her vision is a little blurry.

Dr:  Sounds like a mild concussion.  She should take it easy for a few days.

Me: What if she DIES like Natasha Richardson?

Dr:  She’s not going to die like Natasha Richardson.

Me: What if she dies like Junior Seau?

Dr: *sigh* Junior Seau had repeated blows to the head over many years, and he didn’t just die. He killed himself.  That’s not going to happen.

Me:  What if she dies like Natalie Wood?

Dr: *audibly rolling eyes* Natalie Wood drowned.

Me: I don’t think you are taking me very seriously.

Dr: You could be right.

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5 Responses to I called the Witch Doctor and this is what he said….

  1. Shannon, your favorite friend. says:

    *Scooches over & makes room for MCW in the crazy club*

  2. Bernadette says:

    Thanks for putting that Witch Doctor song in my head!!! UGH!!!

  3. elizabeth says:

    OMG…..you have a semi sane friend in the medical field. I’m askeert for you!

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