We interrupt the regularly scheduled Italy posts to bring you this newsflash:
HOLY FUCKING HOT FLASH, BATMAN!
Seriously? How can I be this old??
So, I was at tea with teen daughter yesterday, when all of a sudden I started to feel hot. REALLY hot.
ME: Is it HOT in here, or what?? *fans self with napkin*
TD: No, but YOU are obviously hot!
ME: How can you tell?
TD: Maybe its the sweat running down your face.
ME: *blots face with napkin* Even my wrists are hot! *takes off bracelet*
TD: *takes picture of me with phone* This is really funny – You are bright red!
ME: This is NOT funny! Delete that picture! *lifts dress up as far as possible without being completely indecent, leans back in chair, opens legs and fans thighs*
TD: *giggling* My friends say you look funny. *shows awful photo she sent to friends*
ME: *bursts into flames*
WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING TO ME!?